Wednesday, July 25, 2012

The Curious Case Of Taylor Momsen aka Cindy Lou Who

It's that time again folks, Part two of the "Curious Case Of" some starlet that baffles my mind and maybe your mind as well.  I had planned to do Kristen Stewart like I talked about in part one but I guess that Rupert fellow already figure out what's the case with Kristen.  Damn shame she did Rob dirty like that, is she blinded by Rob's sick hair flow and stunning jawline? Oh well, good thing I had plan B which I assume Kristen Stewart was probably popping like skittles every morning. Now lets dissect the Curious Case Of Taylor Momsen....

 
Who remembers this adorable little face from the grinch? The pure heart of gold child that help the Grinch cold little heart grow three sizes to become a function member of the Who's. Now something mysterious must have happen to young Ms Momsen from her innocent childhood, throughout her teenage and young adulthood. I mean some serious E True Hollywood story shit that I would sit down on my couch for and watch that episode without getting up.  Somehow she grew up and turned into this kind of a dirty smokeshow.....nope never mind.
What the fuck happen?! Did Lindsay Lohan kiss this broad at some point in her life and some how infected her which caused a serious of utterly bad judgments?  She's whipping her X covered boobs out during her concerts while she drifts off to where ever it is that she goes to.  At least she isn't strung out and on the verge of being dead-ish yet, so it seems that her mental health is okay for the time being. You know the saying "some where her father weeps" womp womp, looks like he probably joined the club and just gave up hope but still loves her. I can't figure out this case so I also lose on this one and I will pass it along to anyone who deems themselves capable of handling this. Best of luck to you.

P.S. Really Taylor, really?! You use to be a Shake' N Bake little girl, did they not teach you the proper technique of Shaking the bag? Did you slap yourself in the face too many times and that may be a reason to what contribute to this change? 


P.P.S. Taylor was devastatingly hot when she use to be in Gossip Girl, like she gave Blake Lively a run for her money when she was slutting it up in that school girl uniform.

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