The Official Website Birthday!

We've made it ladies and gentledudes... today marks a full year since this little bloggity thing here has been it's own website. Of course it existed before then, but that doesn't count... you know why? Because I said so. So to celebrate, I've decided to actually acknowledge your existence since I haven't been doing a good job of that lately. (sorry... kind of)

Laptop is STILL broken, I'm still not motivated, but I DO have some friends now, which is pretty neat. Feels good man. Socially awkward penguin is no longer forever alone! Weeee!

...Anyway, I want to also celebrate by accepting some more guest posts. Anyone interested? Just think about it... Jenna Marbles might read your shit. Jenna's fans will definitely read you shit. Zombie fans will read your shit, boob fans will read your shit. So email me your shit! Fuck! (had to get one in there)

No matter what i end up posting in the next few days/weeks I just want to thank everyone who has stuck by and everyone new, and everyone looking for weird porn... it's you all that keep this place going. This is serious Lauren, which doesn't happen very often, so don't take it lightly! Thanks guys... fo' realz.

Thumbs up! <3 Lauren