As (for some weird fucking reason) I continue to get large-ish amounts of traffic, I've been thinking of ways to boost the activity levels. It's obvious that a lot of people read the blogs, because they tell me so, but where are all my comments? No-- fuck comments, where are all my followers?
I know a ton of you are reading my posts from my facebook, because blogger tells me so. I know that it's easy to just click the links I post, but why not be a sport and follow my blog too? I figure it must be something that I'm not doing, or something that I'm doing wrong. Now let's sit and think about this shit...
My shit is funny... it's been voted funniest blog by a girl by some guy who likes to read funny blogs. (Seems legit) Maybe my shit is just TOO funny? Could that be an issue here? If that's the case, I'm sorry. I will try to throw in some depression, or some eating disorder bullshit to satisfy your cravings to cry like a little bitch.
Maybe I'm too offensive or vulgar sometimes... or all the time. If that's your issue here then why the hell are you on the internet? Get off your fucking computer and go rescue some kittens. If you think MY shit is bad then you've got your own little issues because... because Spacedicks. (nsfw)
I just can't pin point what the problem is here... what do you folks want more of? Want me to bring anonymous commenting back so that troll can try to insult me some more, because that was pretty funny for a while. Want more posts about Jenna Marbles being naked, even though she never has been or ever will be naked on the whole entire internet? Side note: I'm pretty sure she's probably googled 'jenna marbles naked' and 'jenna marbles porn' like the rest of you, found my site, and been like "Fuck this bitch... oh wait, she's backing me up... fuuuuuck yes." (or maybe that's just what I hope she's thinking.)
Do the guys want more shit related to them? Need more posts about bitches and hoes from Josh? Some hockey playoff coverage or some shit? Well tough luck... that's what Barstool is for.
The truth of the matter is, you're going to keep getting the same old bull shit from me unless you guys start commenting and following and telling me what you want to see. It's not hard, I won't bite, and you'd be doing ME a favor, so that I don't have to sit around for hours thinking about something stupid to write about.
p.s. I'm going to start having a "Question of the Day" or "QOTD" that I want you all to answer in the comments. (yes, it will be depressing to see zero comments on this post, and you can all rub it in my face when that happens)
QOTD: When did the narwhal bacon?
p.p.s. I just figured it out... I can't see any comments or followers because you're all NINJA COMMENTATOR/FOLLOWERS!!.