Guys... I'm just going to give you a minute to get down on your knees and bow down to my awesomeness because I, Lauren, have come up with the greatest idea of all time.
Well... for the guys anyway.
Here's the background info... the stuff you boys don't really need to care too much about, just do everything I say and you're set.
Step One: You should probably work at, manage or own a bar or a restaurant that has TVs or a projection screen... if you don't, then get on that. (or find a friend who DOES.)
Step Two: When the new Twilight movie comes out on blu-ray on March 11th, go out and buy every movie in the series so far. Don't ask questions, just do it.
Step Three: At previously mentioned bar or restaurant, try to organize a "viewing party" with an open invitation to every female over the age of 18 (or 21 if this is a bar).
Step Four: Show up to the viewing party halfway through the final movie. (The girls won't notice that you weren't there in the beginning, trust me...)
Step Five: Once the movies are all over, these girls will be the horniest fucking chicks in all of whatever shit hole town you live in. Like... if you are a pale, aloof guy who doesn't sleep much, and are shy about eating in company then there is no reason that you should not do this and be able to bring home any girl you want with minimal effort on your part. If your name is Edward, Jacob, or Dracula, you're in for the fucking win.
How is this not the greatest idea of all time? Give me one good reason why this wouldn't work... for real, give me reasons because I can't think of any. The best part is that i'm giving this idea to you guys for FREE. And I'm a girl! I'm pretty much telling you, hey chicks will put out if you "watch" Twilight with them.
You're friggin' welcome.