Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Jenna Marbles Sex Tape
It baffles my mind that thousands of people just decided to start googling "Jenna Marbles sex Tape" not SECONDS after she posted on her twitter that that video isn't her. Just goes to show that many of her fans want nothing but to see this girl on her knees in front of them...
But not me... no sir! I am a true loyal fan and I am going to just reiterate everything she has already said, for those of you who don't know how to listen the first time.
If you google "jenna marbles naked" you will not find her naked. You will find my blog talking about how you will not find her naked. Only Max will find her naked.
If you google "jenna marbles sex tape" you will not find a jenna marbles sex tape... you will find my blog talking about how she doesn't have a sex tape. You will also probably find the post on Barstool about how this one video of a chick giving a bj looks like her... alas, it IS NOT HER.
If you google "jenna marbles ass" you may very well find a few awesome pictures of her ass, but you will also find my blog, telling you to facebook her because you can find plenty of ass there.
I hope that eventually everyone who googles her, looking to find her performing an unspeakable act, will find this post and realize that they are not alone. I'm willing to start a support group... for those who want nothing more than to see something that they will ultimately never get to see ever in a trillion billion unicorn years. (unicorn years are longer than people years...)
So anyways, shame on you naughty googlers! And if you're just looking for the original porn video, i'm about 99% sure it's not labeled "jenna marbles sex tape" so try something else please... bleh.