Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Jenna Marbles Sex Tape




It baffles my mind that thousands of people just decided to start googling "Jenna Marbles sex Tape" not SECONDS after she posted on her twitter that that video isn't her. Just goes to show that many of her fans want nothing but to see this girl on her knees in front of them...

But not me... no sir! I am a true loyal fan and I am going to just reiterate everything she has already said, for those of you who don't know how to listen the first time.

If you google "jenna marbles naked" you will not find her naked. You will find my blog talking about how you will not find her naked. Only Max will find her naked.

If you google "jenna marbles sex tape" you will not find a jenna marbles sex tape... you will find my blog talking about how she doesn't have a sex tape. You will also probably find the post on Barstool about how this one video of a chick giving a bj looks like her... alas, it IS NOT HER.

If you google "jenna marbles ass" you may very well find a few awesome pictures of her ass, but you will also find my blog, telling you to facebook her because you can find plenty of ass there.

I hope that eventually everyone who googles her, looking to find her performing an unspeakable act, will find this post and realize that they are not alone. I'm willing to start a support group... for those who want nothing more than to see something that they will ultimately never get to see ever in a trillion billion unicorn years. (unicorn years are longer than people years...)

So anyways, shame on you naughty googlers! And if you're just looking for the original porn video, i'm about 99% sure it's not labeled "jenna marbles sex tape" so try something else please... bleh.

10 comments:

  1. Hmmnn... I was hoping to find her naked? I never heard of Jenna Marbles until I heard about this sex video. However I had seen many of her videos, I just never knew who she was when I saw them. But now that I do, I really wanted to see a sex video. But more than that, I wanted to be her co-star.

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  2. It actually looks like her.. The tape is over here http://jenna-exposed.info .. Pretty weird.

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  3. She's just another talentless dumb whore. I hope someone slits her throat while fucking her up the ass...

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    1. You are gay she is hott and she seems smart so duck off

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    2. there is a sex tape, she's blowing this guy and sucking his balls. Sparkle is a jealous whore

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  4. Yea, I think she is funny. The person that says she is a talentless dumb whore is probably an ugly fat bitch lol

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  5. I'm an attractive white male and I find her to be just another talentless skeeze. She even advertises she's a shot girl at night clubs. Who wants that much make-up on their sheets on top of whatever else she has from being ran through by every std infested dick in the Boston metro area.

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    1. Of course anyone can say their attractive online when there's no one to actually see you or verify you are attractive. And what does being white have to do with anything? For you to call her, let alone anyone else, a talentless skeeze just makes you seem like a jealous prick who probably isn't attractive despite your claim and has no talent whatsoever and has therefore made you another dumb ass cynical moron who just likes to go online and complain about everyone and everything. Go fuck yourself. Moron.

      P.s. Odds are that despite your rating of her attractiveness you still more than likely jerked off to her youtube videos and went looking for pics of her naked and her "sex tape". Dumbass.

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  6. "you still more than likely jerked off to her youtube videos and went looking for pics of her naked and her "sex tape"."
    i know i just did :)

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  7. here's the video http://www.xvideos.com/video1844339/jenna_marbles_gives_a_blowjob

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