It's the BIG Day.

It's the day all you closet sluts have been waiting for! Skank-o-Ween has finally arrived. Granted, a whole bunch of you north-eastern skanks have a few inches of snow to stomp through in your stripper heels and bunny ears, I don't think that will stop you from having a jolly good time.

Seeing that this year Halloween falls on a monday, the weekend prior has been the main event, so to say. What does that mean, you ask? It means we got a sneak preview of all those skanky (and not so skanky) costumes. I have a chosen a few of my favorites to spread across the web a little bit further... so enjoy, and boys-- you're welcome.

Jessica Nigri

First up is Miss Jessica Nigri who is a popular cos-player. Well known for being a geek with a rockin' bod... she took the skanky zombie approach this year and she pulled it off... A+ chica.

Jenna Marbles

Next up is (who didn't see this one coming?) Jenna Marbles. Her costume this year could have been the biggest skank fest ever, and I would still love her... but no, she chose to go for the funny costume... Nyan Cat. If you don't know what Nyan cat is then click here... I apologize in advance. By the way, Jenna wins the internet with this costume.

Charles Trippy

If you are an avid youtube user then you SHOULD be subscribed to Charles Trippy and his fiance Alli Speed. Charles is the new bassist for We The Kings, and he's been on youtube since 2005... kinda like me. (Except he's awesome) This year he dressed up as "Where's Waldo" for a show this past weekend BUT I can't find a photo, so I'm showing you this one from a couple shows before that... I have an affinity for bear masks. <3 And then his quirky fiance, and sweet sister Alli and Melissa in their Mario costumes...

Alli Speed (Luigi) and Melissa Trippy (Mario)

Since I can't choose any more favorites, I'm going to ask that all of you go to BarStool Boston and check out their "Wake Up with Sexy Halloween Costumes" post right HERE. El prez has a good eye out for you boys... now where's my hot guy gallery??

(Just in case you ladies are offended by me calling you skanks, just know I mean it in the best way possible...) (lol)

Soo... what else is new?

I'm sooo rich, oh mah gawd, I get everything handed to me and I am constantly waited on hand and foot. Like, my mommy and daddy do everything for me whenever I want them to, and I'm a spoiled brat.


...oh wait, who were we talking about?

Shamu for Senate!

I love animals. They're cute and majestic and they taste good too. What's not to love? One thing I don't love is that they don't have equal rights...

Ya know, it just isn't fair that women get to vote but animals don't. I want equal rights for animals! ...OK, no. I can't even pretend to be a PETA idiot.

Sooo Peta is suing SeaWorld because they are "enslaving" killer whales. Their argument is that they are taking these whales from their families at a young age, holding them against their will, and forcing them to perform tricks. So does this mean I am enslaving my dogs? They were all adopted as puppies, I make them wear leashes so they cannot escape me, and I also make them do tricks.

If you've ever been here before, you might have seen my last blog about PETA, and you'd know how much I hate them. Straight ridiculousness. The animals over at Seaworld are living better lives than I am, and not only that, SeaWorld has rehabilitated and rescued over 20,000 animals since their beginning. Sure, they train these animals to person tricks... but they aren't being forced to do so. If a killer whale didn't shake the trainers hand during a show, it's not going to get smacked on the nose with a newspaper. It's still going to get a little bait fish treat, and go on with it's day.

Peta wants these animals to have constitutional rights... umm, so that technically means that after some time, they can run for office right? I think Shamu would have made an awesome senator. She was one kick-ass whale.

Occupy: Your time with something productive.

Will Smith gets it.

I get it... corporations are greedy, we need more jobs, give rich people less money blah blah blah. We hear it all the time, but sitting on your asses, blocking traffic isn't the most productive way of going about changing it.

Why don't you give up on making it happen in an instant, get a mediocre job, work your way up, stop going out every night and getting hulk smashed, save some money, become president, and get shit done. Like, it's that fuckin' easy! But you know what? The guy who IS doing that is going to come out from behind door number 3 some day, and shock everybody. People are gonna be like "who the fuck is this clown?" and then BOOM! Bro gets elected as president and he's all "while you lazy assholes were bitching and moaning in tents on the side of the road, I was working at the job you weren't happy with, and NOW look at me!"

Now, I'm not saying I'm going to attempt to be this person, who are we kidding... I'm just going to be lost in the system like the rest of you reading this, but like.. really. Get off your asses and DO something about it. Protesting is a joke, it's over done. I know, I know, you have a message and you want to get it across... well guess what? You're only making yourselves look like lazy dirty stinky bums. I bet if you were the 1% you'd be sitting in your penthouses pissing off the balcony to the Occupying people below. If you say any different you're full of it.

I also get how you think there's power in numbers, but money is numbers too. Go back to work, SAVE. YOUR. MONEY. (that means no more pbr's and car bombs) and change things for yourself. Stop expecting everything to be handed to you. FUCK, start a damn blog, get advertisers, make your own money! It's not that hard, stop blaming corporate greed for your lack of motivation to get off your asses and work harder.

Immigrants did it for themselves back when a lot of our grandparents were just getting to this country in the early 1900's... what's your excuse?

I'm probably going to get trolled for this post with a bunch of "you're missing the point"'s and "you don't get it" and what not... maybe I don't completely understand every single person's reason for joining an Occupy protest. Maybe I don't even fully know what the whole protest is about... but I'm a part of the majority... the 99%, and I'm not alone in thinking that there are better ways to change things than this kind of protest.

Skank-o-Ween

I love Halloween... I even posted about how it's the greatest day of all time... but that doesn't mean there aren't things that I HATE about it. 

I hate that it isn't socially acceptable for me to go trick-or-treating at my age.

I hate that all female costumes are made for girls with gigantic boobs and tiny butts (the opposite of me).

I hate that Halloween is the one day of the year that guys know who the closet sluts are, and they head straight for them leaving everyone else in the dust to talk to the creepy guy in the batman mask who could very well be 50 years old and nobody would know.

In fact, out of everything that I don't like about the holiday, the slut factor has to be the worst. I want to be scared. I want to see blood and guts and axe murderers and monsters and shit but no... bumble bee's, cats, lady bugs, and strawberry shortcakes are going to litter the bars and the parties. There will be no place for the zombies or the CIA agents... unless those costumes include a bikini top and/or a mini skirt.

I've been searching far and wide for costume ideas that aren't overly slutty, or just plain generic but I've been coming up empty handed. It makes me almost want to just give in and squeeze my hips into a shiny lycra body suit with wings sewn on the back. (Hey, I would rock the shit out of it, but i would not be able to pull a scary prank on ANYONE.)

I feel like I can safely call out the trends for this year... an obvious shoe-in would be Vampires (again *sigh*). Not that I'm complaining... real vampires, that don't sparkle, are hot as shit... True Blood costumes are going to be in abundance like whoa. Also... zombies. Zombies galore. The Walking Dead is only one of the recent zombie filled trends to hit our generation, but that wicked make-up is going to be a tough one to top. I for see a slew of Nicki Minajs' and some more Lady Gaga's as usual... maybe some Snooki's and some Situations. Maybe some chicks will walk around with a permanent Jenna Marble's "face" or those girls who are too cool for school will walk around in their permanent 'white girls at the club' outfits. 

Norman Reedus killin some zombies *drools*

I still don't know what I want, or am going to be. I don't even know what I'm going to do. Usually I don't decide until last minute, hopefully something worth while pops up. It better involve candy.

Google is Keeping me from learning.

Do you ever have a random conversation with someone and you can't think of the name of something or someone but you can describe it pretty well? And sometimes the description of said subject, when taken out of context, can be very awkward or confusing? Welcome to my life.

I feel like all of the weird and random search results that pop up on my blog are fueled by these conversations. Someone literally googled "tickle-me-elmo porn" today. I can only hope that it was some frat guys drinking some beers and talking about some viral video they heard about or something.

Anyway, there is a point to all of this... you never know who can see your search results. With that being said, during all those random conversations where there was something that would have settled an argument, or answered some questions, I refrained from googling for the answers.

I don't want to google "what temperature should you bake pot brownies?" and have that show up on some DEA drug sting website and then 20 minutes later have some drug dogs knocking on my door... all because we had a stupid argument about whether the pot in brownies would cause the steam to get people high from baking them.

I don't want to google "what size implants does JWoww have?" and have it pop up on another girl's blog and she thinks i'm some creepy dude who wants to whack it to some fake boobs.

Google has me fearing being judged by strangers, so instead of answering life's random questions, I simply give up. Google, you are keeping me from learning... it may be useless facts, but its more information that i could be harboring in my brain, but instead, I don't even bother. Imagine what I could know, I could be the ruler of Trivial Pursuit by now.

Just remember folks... if you find yourself here after googling something disgusting or of questionable nature-- i can see that shit, and some of it is very disturbing.

Marley's First Week at Home...

As cute and amazing as this puppy is, she is NOT graceful.




I wanna introduce Marley to Jenna Marble's dogs... i feel like she could knock some straightness into Kermit and Marbles.

Jingle All the Way

I didn't really think about how quickly the holidays were approaching until Ryan and I drove past a pawn shop the other day that had a "christmas layover" sign on the window. Holy shit, right? It's already fall... people are starting to think about what excuses they're going to give their relatives as to why they aren't coming over on Christmas Eve, and who they AREN'T sending cards to this year...

Time has been going way too quickly, but then again I'm excited to be in a home with someone who I love, and who has also proved to both him and myself that he loves me back. It IS kind of sad thinking about how the holidays will never be the same though. When I lived in New York, every single year that I can remember, we spent Christmas Eve at my Aunt Tricia and Uncle Bob's house. It was a big family ordeal with tons of awesome food, usually cooked by my dad, and almost all of my mom's immediate family. (Which was a lot) We would all spend hours opening the family gifts, and eating cookies and putting on plays for the adults and wondering about what cool toys we'd open up the following morning... And that is where this post comes into play.

Every year there was an "It Toy" that every kiddo under the sun hoped and prayed was under that tree.
I remember the year my mom went tot he mall during the wee-hours of the morning just to get my brother and I Furby's. I don't even remember the point to the thing, just that it went from speaking gibberish to speaking broken English, and it had creepy Bug eyes.

Here's the Furby that I got... one night it started vibrating on my shelf, and it had no batteries in it. It was buried in the closet from that night forward...

The biggest fad toy that ever existed had to be the Tickle-Me-Elmo. There are still new ones coming out today, and even though was probably between the ages of 12 and 14, I still wanted one. (and I even got one) The weird part about it though was that the thing convulsed... that always bugged me out.

I'm sure this would be the best selling Tickle-Me-Elmo of all time.

I think my favorite toy I ever received was my Talk Boy. If you don't quite remember what that is, you're one of three things.
1) Not a fan of Home Alone
2) Have never watched Home Alone
3) Are too old or too young to know what Home Alone is.
The Talk Boy is like the ultimate in child spy technology. You could change your voice, record people's conversations, and then blackmail the shit out of people later on. Sure there was a pink version called the Talk Girl, but I was a bit of a tomboy as a kid, so I insisted on the boy version. Ahhh many many good times with that thing.

Greatest child spy technology ever.

Times have changed for me though... I can no longer load up my christmas list (or even have a list without seeming childish) with toys. Believe me when I say I want to... I could use a Hot Wheels track to set up in the new house! So since adults can't make Christmas lists, I decided to make one for them. Yes, all adults have the inner urge to make a list and send it to santa, and I'm pretty sure they would all look similar. That being said, here is what I think an adults Christmas list would look like...


For Women:

A cool sectional sofa... because I like to sit on cool things.

The Dyson Animal... because Marley has some intense fur and will probably start shedding soon.

Because what girl doesn't want a cute pink Vespa? I'd even have a basket on the front for the puppy :)

A Helmer from Ikea to store all my nail polish... yes, I have a lot of nail polish.

For Men:

I asked Ryan what an adult man would want for Christmas from his wife... go figure.

I do admit, even I would want a pool table for christmas, but don't all guys fantasize about having one of these?

A subscription to Omaha Steaks, because there's just something about men and meats.

A gift card to Hooters so they can go watch football, drink beer, and eat the best wings on the planet ::cough::

Growing up, sor far, has been really great... there's just some things I will always miss, and Christmas lists are one of them. So chicas and bros... think about my suggestions, and maybe act on some of them to please your significant other. Don't rush though, it's still October! :)

New House, New Puppy, and Cyber Bullying.

Meet Marley! :)

The fall season kind of snuck up on me... it doesn't ever really feel like fall until mid to late November down here anyway. It's still humid and stormy most days, and everything is still really really green, as it will remain for what seems like forever.

In the 8 or so days that have passed since the last post on here, so much has changed for me. I moved in to Ryan's house with him, and now we have a little puppy named Marley. I re-evaluated my whole life and I realized that I had to stop listening to everyone else and just do what I really wanted to do... and here I am. I'm happy and I have virtually no stress in my life at the moment which is super rare.

Only one really humorous thing has happened recently. I have a new cyber bully! <3
I don't know what it is with people feeling the need to insult other people over the internet, but do they realize it makes them seem like the biggest tools ever? You can say whatever you want about me when you're hiding behind your computer screen, but I bet the second we were face to face, you'd shit your pants and start crying. Seeing how easy it was/is for someone who I'm pretty sure doesn't know me at all on a personal level, could just dish out insult after insult with hopes of hurting my feelings makes me feel horrible. Not about myself-- I could care less what anyone thinks of me, I have no one to impress. But it makes me feel horrible for those people out there who aren't are strong minded as I am, who are tortured daily by bullies (both cyber and in real life situations). Do you trolls not realize the hurt you're inflicting on innocent people? Children have killed themselves because of mean things people said about them on the internet... what if I were that weak? What if I were a depressed, self loathing individual who was so torn up by someone calling me ugly and worthless that I ended my own life? I bet you'd regret it... and you could say you wouldn't all you want but what if it were your sibling? Or your own child? I bet you never thought of that...

Soo yeah, if anyone else wants to chime in about my excessively gummy smile, or my "long face" then go for it! Let out all your anger here if it will keep you from being an asshole to someone else who doesn't deserve to be picked on.