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| Cone of Shame. |
All of the things are broken today.
My laptop? Fried, cracked, and flashing. It might be buzzing a little too.
But that's only the beginning of the story... it would be bad enough if it ended there, but it gets even worse...
So I now present you with...
T'was The Night Before Monday.
T'was the night before Monday
When all through our home
Little Marley was barking
Because she wanted a bone.
Rusty Man was hiding
Behind the bathroom door
As Marley ran rampant
And got mud on the floor.
As the chaos subsided
and we all settled down
Ryan stood up
and started sniffing around.
"Something smells like shit!"
He said to me
And we looked all around
Wondering what it could be.
I sniffed the dog and said
"Well, she doesn't smell!"
And then I looked at the couch
and said "wait, what the hell?"
There laid a puddle
As wet as can be
And wouldn't you guess,
It was a puddle of pee!
YOU F$*&%@# M^%*&##@@!!!!!
The End.
...and that's the story of how Marley peed on the brand new couch because she was mad that we were giving Rusty a treat before we gave her one.
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