|Jenna Marbles, Queen of ALL the Things.|
No, not literally... that would suck. A lot. Anyways, she released a little bit of awesomeness this Wednesday with her new video titled "What Girls Think About During Sex." Let me just say, she pretty much hit the nail on the head with this bad boy. (Warning, this is most definitely NSFW, and also age restricted on youtube, so you might have to log in to watch it)
If guys ever wondered about this sort of shit, here are all your answers. Don't get me wrong, I'm loving seeing Jenna getting down and dirty in the sexual badlands doing turtle spins for days but I'm beginning to wonder if she's going to reveal ALL our secrets...
I mean, girls have to have SOME secrets, and pretty soon guys will know just about all of them if Marbles keeps up the pace. Maybe it's part of her genius plan for hot girls to take over the world. (Kelso was right... there IS a secret hot girls club!!) Or maybe she just wanted to drop the hint to all you creeptastic creeper faces out there that this is as close as you're going to get to a Jenna Marbles sex tape. Maybe in the next one (we all know what's coming) "What Boys Think About During Sex" her boy toy Max will have a starring role... I think it's about time he played along in the videos.
I'm in the process of making a spoof/parody sort of video relating to Jenna's impact on girls... it's going to be pretty friggin' sweet if I do say so myself... so look for that in the next week or so. ("Or so" as in i'm actually putting some work into this one.)
That's all I've got for now. There's a psycho puppy who is damp and smells like lavender trying to maim Ryan so I think it's about that time... until the next one!