Friday, September 30, 2011

The Slut Face, No Face Like It, Can't Be Duplicated, The Slut Face

You know how you see some people outside and they just look absolutely dirty/filthy to you but they are really clean. Well some girls have the unfortunate luck of having the Slut Face. Some girls may have been born with it and some other may have developed as they have gotten older. I hate seeing girls that have the Slut Face, for some reason it always gives me the chills or just makes me shake my head. These girls have that certain look to them that you can tell that they probably suck way too much dick in her life. I hope that those who are reading this right now, know exactly what I am talking about, like I don't have sounding like an asshole but I don't want to sound like a fool talking about girls and their Slut Faces if no one knows what the hell is going on?

I'm actually bringing this up cus I was at the bar last night and the broad that was sitting 2 seats next to me had the illest Slut Face I had ever seen! I wanted to try and snap a picture of her so I could throw it up here and you lovely readers could see what I kept taking peeks at. However I wasn't able to snap that picture so I have to go with plan B and show you the only other Slut Face that comes close to bar broad Slut Face.

Audrina Patridge....her face just always seems to have Slut written Slut Face from dimple cheek to dimple cheek. Look her at her shifty sneaky eyes, it's like her eyes are saying(I'll fuck your bf and sext him while you rest your head on his chest)that is brutal. That smile is straight dangerous, not knowing where those lips have been and who they been on. Tell me I am 100% right on this? Does Audrina have a Slut Face? If I am wrong I promise to stop blogging forever and take my clever quips far away. What's the verdict?

3 comments:

  1. dude she's totally skank-tastic.

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  2. yeah buddy i'm pretty friggin' ugly... let's see your beautiful mug now. It better be killer, or you just look like a douche. ;)

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  3. are you really trying to cyber-bully me? what are you 12? I think you missed the part about me not giving a shit what you think... i'm not trying to impress anyone. but hey, keep coming back and leaving comments because more views = more $$. Soo technically, you're paying my bills.

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