Some people are vegetarians and vegans for health reasons, and I can totally respect that... hell I even respect those who don't agree with factory farms and shit (because it IS pretty fucked up). But when we get to the crazy ass animal activist vegans an shit, that's when I stop my respect line. Do they not get it? Watch the fucking Lion King assholes, it's the circle of life! It's the damn food chain!
It's like these dicks want the world to be over run by chickens... that would be A) a feathery mess and B) it would smell HORRIBLE.
One thing that I can't rag on PETA about is the whole fur thing. Real fur clothing is just unnecessary. Buy a fleece at Old Navy, no need to wear 60 chinchillas on your back... you're gross. The only tiny tiny bit of respect I did have for this activist company has vanished with the snap of my fingers after reading the following article about one of their newest ad campaigns...
New PETA ad targets Anna Maria shark attack victim
via Southern Broadcast Corp of Sarasota"Payback is Hell" is being used to send anglers a message that fish feel pain.
"It may be an unusual way to get the message across, but I think it will cause people to be more sensitive towards fish," says Ashely Byrne with PETA.
Last weekend, 21-year-old, C.J. Wickersham was spearfishing in the Gulf of Mexico, just a few miles from Anna Maria Island.
"We are certainly glad the man is going to be alright, but we hope he and other fishermen will use this as an opportunity to rethink fishing," said Byrne.
PETA wants the illustration placed on billboards and benches around Anna Maria. Mayor Michael Selby says that won't happen. "We have no billboards in the city, and we do not allow advertising on our trolley benches," says Selby.
One angler says this is PETA's "typical propaganda." "If I see one of those billboards that they plan on putting up, I will burn it down," says shark angler Bill Goldschmitt.
Goldschmitt says the advertisement is adding insult to injury. "This is a human we are talking about. A lot of these animal rights activists look at the things being done to animals and don't seem to recognize what is being done to humans."
PETA officials say this is not the first time they have tried to install signs after a shark attack on a human.
Isn't that pretty fucked up? How about this PETA, it costs money to go to the grocery store and buy organic vegan bullshit... we're in a recession... fishing is a means of putting food on the table at almost no cost at all. To be perfectly honest, I'd go on a vegetarian diet for a couple months to be more healthy, but it's fucking expensive! People wonder why Americans are so overweight, it's because a McDouble is $1 and a McSalad (or whatever they're called) is $6. People have been fishing since people have existed, yes sharks attack people but while they're doing it they aren't thinking "That's for spearing my cousin bitch!" They are thinking "What the fuck, you're not a fish!"
You don't like that I eat meat PETA? Well I don't like that you carve your jack-o-lanterns... thats gourd abuse!

1-don't fish have like 2 second memories? i bet they're just thinkin 'what's that?!...hmm..i'm hungry'
ReplyDelete2-plus McSalads have just as much, if not more fat than the McDouble.