(Fox News was first to break this news. True Story.) Yup, I'm back blogging for I.S. once again, ladies and gents. No need to send me welcome back emails and signed undergarments from my favorite female readers, just continue to read the useless, somewhat sexist(not really), and grammar filled post that I put out for all to enjoy. Now I know many of you have questions that need to be answered and I already know what those questions are so allow me to answer your questions for you so you can go on with the rest of your day feeling satisfy.
1. Josh are you still single, if so when can "hang out" - Yes, I am still single, my jdate.com plan didn't work out so well like I thought it would. Also, if one of you lovely females would like to hangout with me, all you need to is drop me an email.
2. How long ago was your recent blog? - Zombie Apocalypse.....who doesn't love zombies, who doesn't love reading a zombie survival guide on the zombie apocalypse? Plus Lindsay Lohan isn't fooling me with her advance Zombie smart syndrome, yea I know she's been dead for awhile already.
3. Where is my "fake boss"(till I get paid then the Real gets added)/owner of this site? - Lauren aka Viral Matero is currently going beast mode on her youtube channel and getting her vblogs out there, think she might be fucking around on twitter too? So basically head honcho is vlogging while she does her twitter updates and I'm holding down the fort. Good enough with me, better that I keep my average looking mug of the camera and have the comfort of sitting from home and typing this up.
4. When are you and Lauren finally going to hook up? - I'm currently in the process of making my move on her. I can't give away all the details but I will tell you readers that it's going to be best mediocre plan ever, doesn't that sound pretty sick? Hey, I'm a 23 yr old guy that tries to take shortcuts in life and hope I get lucky when ever I can.....now lets all wish me the best of luck.
5. Will you get Lauren to stop posting Mac Miller songs on the site? Yes, yes I will get her to stop, well not stop but I will try to introduce her to better rappers than Mr Miller. Don't blame Lauren, she doesn't have that much exposure to rap/hip hop so she doesn't know that their are better dudes out there. It's all good sweet cheeks, we still love you, I still love you.
So I answered all the questions that you readers were thinking and hopefully you enjoyed them. Now I'm not sure if I have enough time to fit in another blog but I will try and see what I can do, course you all want more of my derange blogging to fill your happy lives, right, right???
3. Where is my "fake boss"(till I get paid then the Real gets added)/owner of this site? - Lauren aka Viral Matero is currently going beast mode on her youtube channel and getting her vblogs out there, think she might be fucking around on twitter too? So basically head honcho is vlogging while she does her twitter updates and I'm holding down the fort. Good enough with me, better that I keep my average looking mug of the camera and have the comfort of sitting from home and typing this up.
4. When are you and Lauren finally going to hook up? - I'm currently in the process of making my move on her. I can't give away all the details but I will tell you readers that it's going to be best mediocre plan ever, doesn't that sound pretty sick? Hey, I'm a 23 yr old guy that tries to take shortcuts in life and hope I get lucky when ever I can.....now lets all wish me the best of luck.
5. Will you get Lauren to stop posting Mac Miller songs on the site? Yes, yes I will get her to stop, well not stop but I will try to introduce her to better rappers than Mr Miller. Don't blame Lauren, she doesn't have that much exposure to rap/hip hop so she doesn't know that their are better dudes out there. It's all good sweet cheeks, we still love you, I still love you.
So I answered all the questions that you readers were thinking and hopefully you enjoyed them. Now I'm not sure if I have enough time to fit in another blog but I will try and see what I can do, course you all want more of my derange blogging to fill your happy lives, right, right???
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