Friday, September 30, 2011

Casey Anthony Nude!? Well Kinda, Sorta, Eh, Close Enough?

iheartchaos - "Despite the fact that it’s only a matter of time before Casey Anthony gets naked in front of a camera, a guy on eBay is selling his very own one-of-a-kind original Casey Anthony nude painting. Right now there’s only one bid at $2.99, so this amazing piece of contemporary criminal history could be hanging over your mantle for about the price of a large roll of duct tape."
Exactly what I imagined this freaky monster would look like naked. Hair all neat, busting out the smirk, nice boobs, and shaved on the bottom. Didn't this broad get offer to do some kind of porno but she turned it down? She killed her daughter and she has portraits painted of her, porno offers for thousands of dollars. What is this world coming too? I'm over here trying to land a spot on some reality show so I can finally start my shortcut to millions and just bang smokeshows while being an average looking guy but with a lot of money. Yea that's my plan, it's really a true story. Life isn't fair, folks. The averages joes don't get rewarded while the people like Casey get money thrown at her cus she has a small mouth and tight body.....damn shame.

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