In the land of yesteryear I once said "I am 90% sure that I could either get it in with Bristol on the downlow or wife her up. The 10% doubt is coming from her mom. I think Mrs Palin would see through my lazy attempt of being a good guy." Now there is no chance at all that I can even get it in with Bristol, at all. This bitch(excuse my language) went and got some Angilna Jolia DSL! Yo, why hasn't this broad done playboy yet? She's 18 right, I think.....also she hates her mom and her mom is ashamed of her so it works out. I just saw this picture right now and I still like how she has that thickness to her, she didn't go all Hollywood yet. Well I wish her the best of and I'll be waiting for that sex tape to come out in the near future. Bet your asses I will be snacking on some fruit gushers while Bristol is getting her dirty on.
"This week, Sarah Palin's eldest daughter revealed that her slimmer, more angular facade is the result of "corrective jaw surgery" -- "not plastic surgery" -- that she underwent last December.
"It improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons ... so my jaw and teeth could properly realign. ... I don't obsess over my face," Palin, 20, told US Weekly Magazine."
"I am absolutely thrilled with the results," she added. "I look older, more mature, and don't have as much of a chubby, little baby face!"
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