The fucking bro code, shit is always in play until a bro/man dies. Every guy knows about the Bro Code and what rules can't & can be broken and what will put you in the wrong. If this is your first time of hearing about the bro code then I'm going to ask you to stop reading and go watch the Oxygen channel instead. Now I'm not going to list all the bro code rules since there is too many of them to list but what I will do is list the one that I'm having trouble with. So here it goes....No Bro shall hook up with another bro's ex-gf,sister,hot mom,best female friend. Its the first one of the four that I'm having trouble with. If the bro's ex gf isn't even extremely hot but average girl hot-ish then am I allowed to still hookup with her? Like I feel if the ex-gf isn't even smokeshow hot then I should be able to get my poke on, get it in, the bus to smash town, but you guys get it. Plus I know for a fact that this broad has a craving for some fake Irish chocolate action so I would basically be helping her out and crossing a accomplishment off her list. Therefore I'm actually doing more good than harm I would think? I might have to sit him down and give him the talk so he knows whats up and I can hear how he feels about this. This might take some note speech cards so I can prepare and give a sick speech so I can sway him into nodding in agreement. So what should I do?
To poke my bro's average hot ex -gf or not just forget about that plan and stick to using my asshole guy charm on the ladies?
P.S. - "fake Irish chocolate" me being a black man and with a tad bit of the boston accent swag from time to time. That's what that means so I just wanted to clear that up. Lates, folks.
i think that the amount of time that has passed since they dated makes a big difference here... how long has it been? if they dated within the last year i'd say wait a little bit. ;)
ReplyDeleteand fake irish chocolate sounds delicious lol