I love fat wieners!!

YOU PERVS!!
I have 2 adorable wiener dogs, one of which is quite... robust, if I may. He has the body of a stuffed sausage. But... i love him to death. He is my widdle baby and my best buddy too!

Anyways, he's writing this blog with me tonight, so say hi to Frankie :)

So.... I GOT MY NINJA TURTLES BACKPACK TODAY!!! And I plan on possibly doing an impromptu photo shoot tonight with it... we'll see. If it happens, you folks will be the first to know... perhaps also the only ones to know. It's all just a big 'if' though so no worries.

I kind of want to go somewhere tomorrow, just so i can wear my backpack... possibly even the beach, so i can wear the backpack with a bikini, so i get even more attention. (ha, I'm an attention whore, so what? if you had boobs, you'd do it too.)

Lalala, today was boring. Sat around at my house sans-bf all day, playing with the dogs, and being hungry. My parents seem to go grocery shopping all the time, but there's never anything to eat, wtf? They'll spend $100 on food, unpack it at home, and then I realize there's no snacks, or there's nothing to drink. I'm sick of water and triscuits!!! I FUCKING HATE TRISCUITS! There may be an upside to this though... in one week I'll weigh myself, and I'll call it the parental diet, if I lost anything.

I have a feeling I'll lose weight in NY too, being around all the freshly grown produce will make me want to eat healthy... we'll see. In the meantime, I'm going to Netflix me some Trailer Park Boys (best. show. ever.) and snuggle with my weenie roast, and try to pass out hungry!